I spent the morning channeling Donald Trump. I feel for the guy – he just doesn’t get much media play. So I figured, via the huge readership of this blog, maybe we can garner some much-needed attention for The Donald.
Donald Trump has been variously described as a narcissist, a fascist, and a psychopath. Of course, it’s easy to see some of these qualities in ourselves and in all people. But there’s a difference between having some qualities of a narcissist and being a diagnosable narcissist.
So I channeled Trump and took a few tests: to wit, the Narcissistic Personality Inventory test, the Levenson Self-Report Psychopathy Scale, and the CelebrityTypes.com Fascism Test (I also looked at Dr. Lawrence Britt’s Fourteen Defining Characteristics of Fascism and asked myself (as Trump) whether I had those characteristics). One issue I have with these tests is that they’re easy to manipulate, and guess who’s good at manipulation? So rather than answering how I thought Trump might answer, I answered how I thought Trump truly feels.
One thing that struck me about the Narcissistic Personality Inventory is that is seems like it was written as a description of Donald Trump, almost as if Trump were the platonic ideal of narcissism. Based on my findings, Trump is highly narcissistic (39 out of 40), probably psychopathic (higher than 93% of people in both primary and secondary psychopathy), and crypto-fascist (57%). I may be slightly biased, though, so I encourage you to channel your inner Trump (or Hillary), take the tests, and let me know what you come up with in the comments below? (Just be sure to check the box that says that your answers are not true and cannot be used in their research, lest the researchers start to think that everyone has suddenly become a narcissist.)
What Hath We Wrought?
So we have a possible psychopathic cryptofascist narcissist running for president. That may be par for the course when it comes to the Libertarians, but this is (was?) one of the major parties. How is The Donald garnering over 40% of the vote in some polls? The world is shaking its head in bemusement.
There’s a tendency among the media and many on the left to jump on our high horses and dismiss all Trump supporters as batshit crazy. Undoubtedly, like the fringe element of the Tea Party, there is some batshittitude among Trump supporters. There is racism, misogyny, homophobia, xenophobia, and a disdain for science….* And there’s a whole hell of a lot of ignorance, but that’s not something Trump supporters have a monopoly on – there’s plenty of that on the left as well, and along the whole political spectrum. How many of us could intelligently discuss the difference between Trump’s and Hillary’s economic plans? How many of us know what Article I of the U.S. Constitution outlines, or even how many articles are in the Constitution (Trump didn’t)?
We are emotional beings, and sometimes these emotions are easily manipulated. We want strong, forceful leaders, sometimes regardless of what they believe.** Research shows that charisma is more about demeanor than substance. One of the foremost experts on income inequality, Branko Milanovic, states in his 2016 book Global Inequality that in a plutocracy, the plutocrats have two primary strategies to maintain their hegemony: suppress the votes of the poor, and create a false consciousness among the lower middle class and the poor. In other words, if you can’t dissuade people from voting, dupe them into voting against their own self-interest. And this has been a conscious strategy, especially of the Republican Party, over the past 50-60 years.***
Reminds me of a political cartoon I drew when GWB was president. If you hammer the same point home long enough, people start to believe it. Trump supporters like that he says it like it is – or is it more that he just keeps saying black is white over and over, or maybe it’s just what certain people want to hear?**** Why do some people see this as charisma and authority, while others see it as bombast, buffoonery, and bluster?
Rather than trying to vilify the millions of Trump supporters out there, maybe we should be trying to understand their grievances. Ultimately, most of these folks are among those who have been left behind as the U.S. pushes toward plutocracy. Given what Trump says his economic policies are, he will only exacerbate their grievances. But is Hillary really the champion of the poor and middle class? Our catch-22 is to find politicians who will enact campaign finance reform, so we can get money out of politics.
Sound the Trumpets
Meanwhile, our narcissistic nominee could still become President, although current polling suggests it’s unlikely.***** Many, including a growing number of Republicans, say Trump will endanger our country if he becomes President. The Washington Post took the unprecedented step of denouncing Trump as a “unique threat to American democracy.” Trump is obviously full of a lot of bile and bullshit. He may usher in a new era of McCarthyist witch-hunting. His would undoubtedly be a disastrous presidency. But is it correct to say he represents a “unique threat”? We aren’t even sure what Trump believes in, and if he tries to put some of his more extreme rhetoric into action, even the least sane representatives and senators will have to oppose him. If nothing else, Trump is the lone loony shooter in the clock tower – he has no semblance of the backing and organization of presidents past.
The regime of George W. Bush ushered in a group of hawks who had been determined to intervene in the Middle East for decades. 9/11 gave them an opening, and they embarked on a truly disastrous war that left thousands of Americans dead, hundreds of thousands of Iraqis dead and displaced, cost trillions of dollars, and whose repercussions are still being felt today in continuing conflicts. Deregulation and tax cuts for the wealthy under Bush contributed to the Great Recession, from which many are still reeling (and among whom, strangely, many see Trump as the savior). Is Trump more of a threat than that?
Going back a little further, Harry Truman conducted two of the most devastating attacks on civilians in modern history when he dropped atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, instantly killing perhaps 200,000 innocent people. Would Trump top that?
Make America Great Again
When was America so Great? In the 1800s, during slavery? In 1910, when women couldn’t vote? In the 1920s, when we couldn’t (God forbid) drink alcohol? In the 1930s, during the Great Depression? On August 6th and 9th, 1945? In the 1950s, during segregation? In the 1960s, when we fought in Vietnam? Maybe Trump thinks America was Great under Jimmy Carter, in the ’70s. Oh, of course, the ’80s, under Reagan, when Reagan was busy gutting the middle class, and when crime rates peaked at about twice what they are now.
There are great things about America, some things that might even be exceptionally great. But there are also terrible and shameful things in our history. As an unrelenting (naïve?) optimist, I think America is mostly moving in a positive direction. There is potential for America to be Great, but it involves continued vigilance and action from those of us who don’t want the dystopian nightmare that Trump envisions.
As an aside, almost every NY Times headline I get in my email subscription these days is about Trump. The media will be sad to see him go. Another group whose stock price will tumble should Trump lose the election is comedians – poor folks. I even had to purchase a Donald wig and try my hand at it – check out the vid page for some examples. I am a sucky impersonator, but we sure had a lot of fun making the vids.
*Y’know, “family values.”
**And Trump has apparently believed a lot of things, like he probably leans more Democratic, and that Hillary would be a good person to negotiate with the Iranians because she surrounds herself with good people.
***Which isn’t to absolve the Democrats, who are also largely beholden to economic elites.
****According to Politifact, 71% of Trump’s statements are Mostly False (15%), False (37%), or Pants on Fire (19%). Is that telling it like it is? For comparison, Hillary Clinton is at 27%: 14% Mostly False, 11% False, 2% Pants on Fire. So she’s a liar, too, just not as compulsively.
*****Then again, watch as George Stephanopoulos and other pundits laugh down Representative Keith Ellison as he suggests that Trump could win the nomination.